I’m going to premiere of Snow White and Huntsman at 6.30pm and as a new patron again to opera at Royal Opera House later on. It’s La Boheme and many of you probably know I was at opera Rigolleto featured on the blog, but many times ago and also at ballet, where I attend dancing workshops from time to time, but I saw Nutcracker at New Years Day and it was a day D for one simple reason. I became a patron after my late uncle Earl Harewood who has found his first wife in Vienna as my grandpa found my Czech grandma chef as forced Nazi labour as his womb for a child here at Hotel Imperial where he popped to kitchen playing ukulele out of tune and forcing people to listen. Something like ROH royal patron HRH Prince Charles, Prince of Wales did with his violin and forebear, Prince Alfred, Duke of Edinburgh ages ago. Blekeke. Prince Charles had electric quitar and hairdo as The Beatles, but the instrument didn’t listen and his thick hair on the top of the head disappeared quickly, poor thing. I believe I will not be only proud successor of Earl Harewood and young woman with enthusiasm, but also over shallow beauty of face and body which is skin deep and beyond expectations based by the press on shallow Kate Middleton and her clothes or flashes acres of bum at Canadian airfield. I like Bach’s Air on the G string, but I promisse, I’ll be educated, music and ballet enthusiastic young help and patron who cares about the nee duty deeply than posing in new frock and eating at posh gala parties like the Cambridges and no sign of my G string undies like on Duchess of Cambridge. I think you’ve one of the best patrons of ballet in Lady Sarah Chatto, great visitors in older generation of Duke Gloucester who is motorbike mad man, and Duke of Kent with his wife and brother who are very artie. As I’ll need to be mobile or have Perpetum mobile to get from Odeon at Leicester Sq to ROH within one hour, I wear something classy and old as older generation and late Earl Harewood as well as something rock’n'rolla as trouch by new generation working towards goal getting opera, classical music and ballet closer to younger people from all paths of lige, from any race. I can dance routine of Black Swan without double from professional balerina, but I’m not so good or that level. I have some insight, I’d like to know more about opera and unexpected changes in female casts. I am not opera singer although I was trained so and I liked opera from the young age. Also rock and jazz and black music. I promise I will not force people to listen my out of tune ukulele, electric quitar, singing or watching my robotic dancing like you see it on Prince William or Harry. I’m quite fragile balerina and when it’s a must often Kill Bill arse kicking Snow White in armour. See you tonight.
I wear mix of classy and rocknroll clothes, metallic pink leather motorbike designer jacket, navy blue halter neck slinky evening gown by my label Bohemia Dress, bicoloured sandals by Next from high street, which was a gift for Christmas.
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